Megan. 21. Minnesota. Happily taken. Sunshine. Friends. Good vibes. Good karma. Good times.



So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities


We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.